"You and I both famously know we were turd miners. We toiled in the turd mines. We both lost many people close to us to ‘turd lung.’ It’s been a terrible thing. So working at The Daily Show I felt as though I was toiling in the turd mines. And then I finally quit, and a giant turd asteroid heads toward the planet. Now, in that instance, if someone said, ‘You were a turd miner. This is the largest turd deposit ever seen. Don’t you wish you were in there?’ And you’re just like, ‘I’m out of the turd business. I’m out.’" 'Cable twins'

高中每次压力大都会找各种欧美脱口秀和综艺来看，很长时间的快乐源泉，更多的是通过美式幽默让我体会到一种更为轻松的生活状态 还记得高考完暑假深夜很有感触写下的好几页的日记 后来囧司徒退休就不太看了 之前做测试说我和扣熊是一种性格类型，想了想确实好有道理，而且怪不得我们都热爱中土和星战

You just can't put together a cast like this anymore.

i love u，Jon.

被骂过的电视台还在退休前好好嘲讽一下，美国人民多欢乐。

goodbye

明明是囧司徒啊

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囧叔今年（2015）八月也要走了，一个时代的结束

keep up the great work

第二十季在哪，看得挺欢脱~

原来这已经是第19季了！

！！！！！！！！

"司徒囧"是个什么鬼。。。。。。

囧司徒开篇谈其节目的本质是observer：讽刺是自主持人起的精神宣泄。深知每件事都是错的，却不知路在何方。怪不得我把囧司徒和彪马叔都放在欣赏的人里：和我多么相似的人生定位。 http://www.quanmei.tv/videolist-id-11369.html

搜了下居然还真有……我只想知道这个一季一季是怎么算的啊？

好无聊，还有这大叔的公鸭烟嗓真是受不了